just got a primary care doctor in the area, and we did the normal back and forth about family history and the like, but I can never take these things seriously.

her: "says here you have a fiancée, are you monogamous?"
me: "that's what we tell each other"
she gives me a pointed look
I open my arms and say, "well I'm keeping up my end of the bargain!"

of course, now I wonder what she thinks of Milami…